Early Bird = Screwed Worm

Birds eat worms. That's probably not the only thing, but the old phrase, "The early bird gets the worm" indicates that the bird is most likely eating the worm. Like most we instantly assume that this phrase indicates that we shouldn't procrastinate and that we will be rewarded for our promptness. My question: What about the worm?

The early worm gets eaten. There is no way out of it. The worm could've stayed in bed. Called in sick to worm work. Sure it's manager might not have accepted his excuse and it might get written in his record, but it's better than death! Come on man. That worm tried to be the early bird and instead got screwed. Only solution was for it to be late. Wait till the birds have had their fill of worms, and then traverse whatever distance it needs to. You (as a worm) might lose a few friends by telling them to go first, but you'll save your head.

We are human, not dancers

There I was. In the famous supermarket jungle, Wal-Mart, hunting for my siblings back home. I grabbed a soda and realized that I had fixed my eyes on the goods of a fellow hunter.
*Back to reality*

I took a trip to Wal-Mart to get a few things my sister wanted. As I was grabbing some soda it occurred to me that I was starring at what a lady had in her cart. First of all, I know I'm not the only one who does this and is it really any of my business? Then I wondered is it really something people should have privacy over? I mean you are shopping in one of the largest retail stores in America. In addition I thought: do people do this out of common curiosity, to see if that person has something they might find appetizing, or even to help them remember something they may have forgotten? Lastly, we could all just be paranoid and making sure everyone shopping at Wal-Mart isn't mentally insane. Your thoughts?

Intro: What Max thought John told him
Body: What John actually said.

Ahh new face

Shenaniganza intrgues some. For others it inspires. Those are the only two options I am giving you so you have to choose between those two. Just saying. I am just messing around, but in all honesty John Andersen will be posting some things on here as well. His contributions will expand the work on here, and we can look forward to some great stuff.

Ambiguous Volition

A manifest lifestyle sought by conformity


I was raised to abhor this destiny.



Six feet into the ground, you'll find bones



Within a man's reach you'll find stories untold.



My place is shame



My place is regret



My place is dawning on me



Yet I will never forget.



Every question on my mind.



Every pattern and time wasting time.



I begin to lose myself and catch myself.



Five feet below the ground, digging.



Answers I will never find where I once looked.



Not afraid to say, life will be judged and

right now, my name isn't in the Book.



Afraid of where I am and what I have done,

I have time.







-John Andersen

Could or Couln't?

"I could care less."

I was walking through the hallway at school when I heard the above quote. I myself could be quoted as using this saying before, but I never really thought about it until now. However, hearing it this time made me think. Later in the day I heard the same thing. A person was complaining about some homework and another peer told him that he could, "Care less."

Being guilty of using this phrase embarrassed me for a second. This phrase is often used to describe a situation in which you have reached the minimum point of care for something. Used to express your greatest disgust, but was it really doing that?

After some thought, I realized it wasn't. It hadn't really occurred to me at first, but by saying you could care less you are indicating that you are the MAXIMUM amount of caring. After this realization came about, I started to notice that almost everyone said, "I could care less," and not, "I couldn't care less."

This further shows how such a simple change in one word can mean all the difference in the sentence's emphasis. I have become careful as to which I use now. Everyone else, however, keeps using the wrong one willy nilly. As if they both meant the same thing! This is my irritation with American slang and phrases. Their logic.

Snow and Roads

December rolls around. People flip their calenders, weathermen start predicting heavy down pours of snow, and the mercury falls. The first snow falls. It's pretty and every gets distracted by it's awe. THEN IT KEEPS COMING DOWN. In due time it seems endless. You begin to wonder if there is any color but white.

Snow is great. Don't get me wrong, but my only issue is that it becomes a hassle. The roads ice over and school gets cancelled resulting in school during the summer. Which is cool at the time but if it accumulates then it's not fun.

The roads also become icy. Which results in people ether becoming cautious or reckless. The reckless become the minority, yet still really annoying and a huge hassle. Seriously, how do these people not realize that their driving might be an issue with all of the weather conditions. It's not like they haven't grown up and if they haven't can't they realize instantly that they might be prone to sliding. The snow truly limits what you can do outside which means the children must stay inside! The worst nightmare of parents! All the kids having to be inside means that they will eventually bug each other and break out into a good ol' classic sibling rivalry throw down! Free entertainment.

I don't know. Winter is nice, but it truly wears on me and I can't take it. The snow came late this season so maybe I'll be able to last longer but I doubt it. This will just result in ether more time playing soccer indoors or video games in my personal asylum.

The daunting little things

There are minor chores that all children do. Some chores are specific to certain households so some children never get to experience others while others seem universal. Most children have to pick up after themselves while not all have to rearrange spice drawers chronologically. The daunting task of putting my clothes away, however, never ceases to help me find a way to procrastinate.

Putting clean laundry into drawers designated for organization purposes isn't a tough task. People with the lowest ACT scores find themselves as equals to people with 36's when it comes down to this. The complexity comes from how organized the person wants to be.

So, putting away laundry is simple. Then why do I find it so hard to do it? I would much rather just keep all of my laundry in a laundry basket and pick it out when I need it, and put it away when I feel it's necessary. This method doesn't sound bad. This method doesn't always follow the laundry schedule. As long as more laundry needs to be done I will need to be able to provide a basket for my mother to put it in. I need to supply the basket because if my mom is willing to do such a nice thing for me then I should be able to help.

Well, there is no straight answer. Just a basket leaves me wondering if I should just suck it up or deal with this daunting task of putting away laundry. There is no answer, and I think that procrastination will once again succeed.

Good ol' text messaging

I enjoy texting or txting as some call it. The ability to discuss things with people using words and taking no time to travel great distances? GREAT! However, it doesn't allow you to capture the full spectrum of human expression.

The creation of smiley faces :) and frowny faces :( spurred a revolution. The creation of the tongue sticking out face , :P , to express humor or the poking of fun and many more have helped us to correctly convey what we are trying to say. Sorry, I mean type.

My only issue is that there is no commonly used expression of texting characters to convey sarcasm. I often speak using and underlying sarcasm that those closest to me pick up on, but since I utilize it in the same tone and wording that I typically use it is hard to always tell. This becomes an issue when texting because there are give aways that I am using sarcasm. I have been asked many times if I was being sarcastic through a text, and the only way that people are sure is what I respond using a hyperbole or satire.

Well, technology advances quickly so maybe soon it will be common for audio texts or visual text messages where you send an audio or video recording of yourself. This would quickly eliminate some of my issues, however, it may create more.

test post

Test to see if blogging from my phone will work.

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Snowflake Conundrum

I remember, as a young lad, watching the powdery white snow drift down lazily from the sky. The shock and aw that the first snow utilized was flawless. Youth would stare and just wonder at this natural phenomena. The adults would then claim that each was unique. UNIQUE? There have been billion of snowflakes, and you expect me to believe that each is unique? That's how they get you. At such a young age, the kids believe that this is possible. You almost don't even realize the statement. The statement that every snowflake in the world could not have a counterpart is taken as fact without thought. This can not be true. My conjecture is that there is no possible way for every snowflake ever to have an individual design. There are only so many possible options.

Where in the World is Micah?

Here is a video of my group of friends that I hang out with during my open period at school. My open period is during third hour, so there isn't a whole lot to do. We make up for this lack of activities with pure genuine fun.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/video/video.php?v=448315577911&subj=504969323

Check it out!

Last Minute Genius

I can not promote procrastination. That'd be wrong. Some things need to be done immediately otherwise their quality is unsatisfactory. However, in some instances procrastination leads to great accomplishments. Waiting until the last moment has forced my brain to release phenomenal ideas. Many papers and assignments that were done in the last minute turned out great. Now there are many people who are avid fans of not waiting. "Oh let's get it done now and play later". It is for these people that I say

"POPPYCOCK!"

Play now! When you start on a project too soon you often think about it too much! That leads to multiple ideas and second guessing yourself. If you wait till the last minute you don't have time to second guess yourself which leads to brilliant work! Most of the time... Now I will admit that you shouldn't always wait till the last minute. Some things take research and time that waiting will not allow. It is a decision that you need to decide before you start an assignment or project. Can you do tomorrow, what could be done today?

jack be nimble

Micah as a guest star, we hope he returns!

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jack be nimble...

"Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jump over
The candlestick."

With absolutely no offense to Jack or anyone who has jumped over a candlestick, but how hard is it really? Do you need to seriously be nimble for this? "Hold on Jim I have to do some quick stretches before I jump over this candlestick." Legit, this is a challenge that I will take. Video blog to be posted soon.

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side of the road blues

At one point in your life I guarantee that you have drifted to the side of the road. Then you were brought back to reality with the sound of your tires going over those ridge things aloneside the road. Those things have probably saved a lot of peoples lives, but I have a better idea. Instead of it making an annoying sound, what if it shocked your car and resulted with you being shocked. Suddenly, maybe you don't to drift too far to the side for risk of having some major watts of electricty surge through your body. And, if you do drift to the side, you are going to be awake afterwards. You are going to be at least a little bit more aware.

I don't know. It's only a suggestion.

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Change?

I feel change is a monumental thing in our society. It has helped many of us become quite good at adapting which is a phenomenal trait. What if, however, you were able to change the world? Anything you wanted to change in the world, but there is one catch. You are only able to change one thing. You don't get a billion changes. What would you change? Would you be broad or precise? Would you just get rid of all the evil in the world? If there is no evil though, can good exist? Just a simple thought exercise. I wouldn't mind a few comments with your thoughts.

What if...Sleep Meter

Here is a thought that crossed my mind in my worn out exhausted body (due to school and such). What if when you closed your eyes and slept you could see how much energy you had in your body in like a percentage. Similar to a battery meter on a cell phone, you will have a percentage of a blank battery green for how much energy you have. This way you would know if you needed to sleep for a long time or if you should go back to sleep. Also you would be able to realize how much energy you had. "Oh I can't do that today. I only have 45% energy left." Would be similar conversations that went on between peers. You would only be able to see it if you were asleep, then you would be able to subconsciously make decisions about your sleep habits from being able to tell. There are a couple details that don't work out, but it's only a dream.

Why Do Runners Run?

This is probably my favorite running poem of all time. I think it sums up the sport quite well.

Why Do Runners Run?
By Dan Crowe

I have seen their tortured faces.

I have heard their pounding hearts.

I have seen their heads bowed in the sorrow of defeat.

I have seen their hands hoisted in salute to the goddess of victory.

I have wondered why do runners run?
I have seen long lines running in the park.

I have seen them run to the accolades of a thundering crowd.

I have seen them run in the solitude of a rain-swept street.

I have wondered why do runners run?

Is it a burning inside or a thing called pride?
The search for inner peace or the quest of a a golden fleece?
I believe the gods decree that some people must run to prove that pain

is fun.

I wouldn't be caught dead...

So, I was discussing and issue with my mother about something. I don't even remember what it was, but I do remember that it was something that wasn't my "cup of tea". The first phrase I wanted to use though was that I "wouldn't be caught dead" at this place/event. However, like most children I think before I speak...sometimes. I caught myself and pondered. This left an awkward moment in the conversation where I should've responded, but I felt like what I was doing was more important.

Wouldn't be caught dead is a phrase you hear often enough. When analyzed though, it doesn't seem all that logical. For example, if I asked you to go to the local pawn shop and you said you wouldn't be caught dead there it's not like I am asking you to kill yourself first. I mean I don't want a suicide on my hands for an easy errand. And that's where the phrase loses credibility. So, with that I will end this post with a list of acceptable places/events to use the phrase "I wouldn't be caught dead" at.

-Funeral
-Funeral Home
-Anywhere post apocalypse
-Zombie hangout
-Graveyard
-Any location that has a murderer

There are probably more, but that's all I have for you today.

Capri Sun Blues

Capri Suns are delicious, no doubt. They are quite refreshing and delicious. Here is the problem though, size. They are the perfect size for a 6 year old. Heck I'm 17 and most of friends wouldn't pass up the opportunity to drink a Capri Sun if it was offered. However, it takes like 4 of them to quench your thirst anymore. Simple problem for them to fix at the Capri Sun factory don't you think? Quick marketing could open a larger age group target that could result in a larger revenue stream. They could do like the containers of powder like Gatorade does, or a Kool-Aid type thing. I don't know for sure I'm just saying I would greatly appreciate some effort in the area of an increased portion for Capri Suns.

Just a comment/history lesson

It's not really a big deal, but I was just thinking about it and it needs to be shared. Kazoos are awesome. Seriously, is there much better than a classic kazoo solo. Also, I wanted it noted that my favorite kazoo solos are done by the great band, Popple.

Just thought I'd share that and since it was short give a link to an older post.

http://shenaniganza.blogspot.com/2009/11/spoonful-of-sugar.html

A lot of people do read my older work because they don't know it exists. Check it out. Archives are there for a reason.

Happiness

Are we happy?
When we get together
I get this feeling
is it happiness
or a false emotion
or is our happiness like the moon.
Reflecting something from a distance
bringing back emotions from the past
we can pretend it is real
or accept
things change



This is sort of my attempt at poetry/ just sharing some emotions that I need to set free.

Way to cancel the health benefits.

There seems to be a huge amount of people riding their bikes as of recent. Now, Oskaloosa isn't a huge town but I have seen quite a few people riding bikes around. So, good thing right? Saving the environment and getting a little exercise shouldn't be an issue.
WRONG
People are riding their bikes everywhere, but they are also smoking cigarettes. Now, I am not a fan of cigarettes but if you want to destroy your lungs it is your own choice. SERIOUSLY THOUGH? ARE WE SERIOUS? DO YOU REALLY NEED TO SMOKE AND RIDE A BIKE?!?! ALL THE BENEFITS YOU COULD'VE RECEIVED FOR RIDING THE BIKE ARE NOW NULLIFIED! WHAT A WASTE!
This irritates me way more than the smashed bread people from one of my last posts. I mean come on folks.

My Biggest Work Pet Peeve

I have been working as a courtesy at Fareway for almost two years. I feel personally that the age group of people who shop at Fareway is that of an elderly group. So, there are many old people who complete the short conversation I have with them at the checkout the same way. However, it isn't always the elderly. People of every age make the same comment that irritates many people who bag groceries.
"Will plastic be okay?"-Max
"Yes...oh! Make sure not to squash my bread."-Shopper

MY GOAL IN LIFE ISN'T TO SQUASH YOUR BREAD LADY! People ask you to not squash their bread as if it was the only intent you had. Seriously? Do you think I would be able to hold down my job if I was squashing people's bread? Pretty sure that would get me fired alright. "Oh hey yeah my name is Max and I will be sacking your groceries tonight, I just wanted to give you a heads up that I have taken many classes at the local learning annex on how to properly squash bread. Do you mind if I practice on your order?" This question would allow you to ask me to now squash your bread. I HAVE MUCH BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN SQUASH YOUR BREAD, SO DON'T ASK ME AS IF I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO IN MY LIFE.

That stuff bugs me...all I'm saying.

USA V.S. England

This game was one for the ages. A replay of the Revolutionary War in little bit over 90 minute time frame. The first time these two teams have played each other in the cup in the past 60 years. Last time these two teams met the United States won 1-0 and the game was considered the miracle match. Reporters had thought they had recieved bad information when they heard about this 1-0 match and thought that it must have actually been 1-10 (in England's favor).

The hype surronding this game was endless. England expected to walk over their Yankee counterparts and the USA had to come out and prove that they were willing to perform on the largest stage. It didn't look good for the USA however after England scored in the fourth minute. Throughout the entire game USA truly had poor defense, but this would be the only time England would capitalize on it. Another observation was on the lack of movement on the USA's side. They rarely switched the ball when they could which allowed England to focus on one side. However, when Clint Dempsey got that ball at about the 25 and spun around his defender twice the atmosphere changed. He ripped a shot and it bounced off the goalie's hands and rolled across that white line into the promise land.

The game was tied 1-1. Which is the score that it ended at. It was overall a very good game. Wayne Rooney should've been a much bigger factor for the English side and was very well shut down for most of the game. Landon Donovan wasn't a huge offensive threat for the USA side, but he played crucial defense and got back very well. Overall, this game was fantastic. I enjoyed watching the USA team play together as a team and pull out a 1-1 tie after being down very quickly. Very good game to watch. The England goalkeeper however will be remembering that shot from number 8 (Clint Dempsey) for a long time.

World Cup Synopsis (to date)

The world cup started yesterday. This event is the largest sporting event in the world. Most people in the U.S. can't comprehend something bigger than the super bowl but this kicks the super bowls butt. Easily. So here is what I have thought of the games I had a chance to watch so far.

South Africa v.s. Mexico
This game ended in a 1-1 tie. However, Mexico seemed to dominate the possession most of the game. South Africa however wouldn't let that stop them as their defense played like beasts. This eventually allowed S.A. to score the first goal off of a fantastic shot into the upper 90 across the goalie. In due time Mexico tied it up however off of a defensive lapse by South Africa. Overall, I was rooting for South Africa just because I am not a fan (at all) of the Mexico National Team.

France v.s. Uruguay
This game was boring bottom line. 0-0 tie. I had a hard time paying attention. However, I didn't really have preference for ether team. I was rooting for France in this throw down, but Thierry Henry didn't get into the game until the very end. He is one of my favorite players from this France team. I would've prefered an Ireland versus Uruguay game. That rant is for another time though.

Similes?

Kids these days use similes in situations in which they shouldn't. Now in movies the stereotypical blonde may end up using the word like more than they should. Everyone in the crowd knows what kind of character they are just from that. However, it seems these days that many kids are using the word "like" willy-nilly. I am being a hypocrite when I say this because I sometimes forget and get excited and use like more than I should, but I am conscious of it otherwise and try to avoid it. You are suppose to use a simile to describe a situation in which one may not be familiar with and compare to one in which the listener is used to. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE IT TO DESCRIBE IT AS EXACTLY IT IS.

Had to get that rant out.

What makes a grad party?

With graduation this weekend there are a large variety of different types of graduation parties. Everyone places emphasis on different aspects of their party. Atmosphere, food, and location are the three most important things to consider in your graduation party planning.

Atmosphere needs to be laid back and relaxed. You should be able to at least talk to the graduate for a few seconds and then be able to see some pictures and just relax for a few minutes. With a large amount of parties to go to you are going to want to be able to sit back and relax in between them.

Location can pretty much be summed into two parts. Density and parking! You want to have a large enough area that there is room for everyone at your party but make sure that you don't have too much room. Parking!!!! I don't want to have to walk three miles to get to your party, and if I do it better be a great party.

Food is one of the most important aspects to me. Great food and great cake! People need to be willing to step outside the bubble and not do just pork sandwhiches. This is overdone, and cold meat sandwhiches are starting to become over done as well. Show some individuality by picking some new and different.

The Men Who Stare At Goats

It is hard to watch a movie when you hear someone else tell you what they think about it. You then go into the movie having a preconceived notion. I did not have the liberty of seeing this movie (The Men Who Stare At Goats) in theater, but it recently came to the top of my queue. I had almost forgotten about it when it arrived in my mailbox last week, but those first few moments of "what is this?" quickly turned into "oh snap!". The first moment of free time I had allowed me to watch this movie that I had been waiting for. Now, I went into the movie thinking that it would start strong and only have a couple of good parts. For this is what my friends told me. However, I wanted to give it a fair chance so I watched with an open mind.

The concept of this movie is that the U.S. Army tried to create psychic warriors to give them an edge over other countries. The main character, Bob Wilton, is a journalist who finds an ex-psychic warrior who leads him on this "mission" he was given in the middle east.

There were many parts that I really enjoyed in this movie. I almost felt like my friends were too harsh on it. There were times however that I couldn't grasp. Knowing that these men had honestly tried to just run through walls and such. I couldn't wrap my mind around that concept, but maybe that is why I can't walk through walls. Overall I would give it a 3 out of 5. I would recommend renting it.

Extreme Ironing: Making chores fun.

I had a hard time debating as to what I should write about. Should I write about the new book Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer? Or is there something better? Luckily I looked around before I made a decision.

I have recently become a fan of Extreme Ironing. This is a sport where competitors take an iron board to an odd location and well uh.. iron? The official website says that it is, "the latest danger sport that combines the thrills of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well-pressed shirt." All I have to say is about time! This less known sport is said to have originated in Britain, but is spreading worldwide. People from all over the world are taking this sport serious and uploading their extreme ironing moments to Youtube. Here are a couple of my favorites.





Much appreciation to these hardcore athletes.

Quicksand?

Where the heck has it gone? Quicksand is scary crap, but you never hear about it any more. It's in a couple movies, but other than that quicksand is practically unheard of. What happened to the days of full animals and such being swallowed by the slow killer? That stuff is scary. Being slowly swallowed and knowing that death is on it's way? That's a pretty terrible way to die. Maybe the public doesn't care anymore about quicksand related deaths and the press doesn't publish any of these articles for that reason. Who knows.

All I'm saying is that there is this newer generation of children who have no knowledge of quicksand, because it isn't as mentioned as much. In 20 or so years there will be a huge spike in quick sand related deaths, because the general public will have been unwarned! We must prevent this at all costs. I suggest that all schools require quicksand drills!

British?

I recently read a great article filled with some of the "most unfortunate" British names. Parents have no taste, and don't really think. Here are some of Britian's bizarre names.

Britain's bizarre names-
Barb Dwyer
Pearl Button
Hazel Nutt
Ray Gunn
Helen Back
Stan Still
Jo King
Lee King
Terry Bull
Mary Christmas
Max Power
Paige Turner
Sonny Day
Tim Burr
Teresa Green
Will Power
Anna Sasin
Chris Cross
Doug Hole
Justin Case
Barry Cade

All I have to say is...clever.

Thing I love/hate about Facebook (2)

I'm back again to talk about the popular social networking website called Facebook. I have recently given up Facebook for Lent, and this leaves me a lot of free time.

The one thing I remember/ realize on Sundays is that Farmville is ridiculous. I think I see more posts on my news feed about Farmville than anything else. Which leads me to serious frustration, I don't really care at all about which animal you found recently. I don't want to help you with a "barn raising". You found a mystery? Don't tell me about it. There should be a seperate feed just for Farmville fans.

What kind of message is Farmville sending? That it is more fun to farm virtually? THAT IS ABSOLUTELY POPPYCOCK! Not the more fun part. I am not a huge fan of farming so I guess that virtual farming could be more fun, however I feel like it is absurd to spend your time farming. Normally farming I understand, but to spend your freetime farming? Seriously? Please reconsider the apps you play in your freetime. Playing dumb apps say a lot about a person and playing Farmville I guess is better than some apps.

Swedes are scared of the right thing.

Jim: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought
Jim: Face. Beats eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: Bears do not.. What is going on?! What are you doing?!

Sweden must watch a lot of The Office, because they seem to be following that "fact" I quoted above. A survey done by the Agricultural Sciences department of the Swedish University has found that fewer Swedes are venturing out into the wild. A main reason for this is their fear of bears. Almost a half of the swedes are worried about bears. http://www.thelocal.se/24962/20100213/


All I have to say is good riddance. Which is weird because this is the first time I have ever used the phrase "good riddance". Bears are a serious threat. Do you know what the protocol is when you find a bear in the wild? To play dead.... That's the best we can do humanity? We can put a man on the moon but we can't protect ourselves from bears? Who's bright idea was it to play dead? The bear's?

Things I love/hate about Facebook (1)

Don't get me wrong, Facebook is great. I enjoy Facebook, and use it frequently. However, there are some things that people do on Facebok that I can't stand as much or that I just find amusing as crap. Today, is more of the amusing as crap thing.


Girl's (high school) Facebook photos.

Like I mentioned this isn't something that irritates me exactly. However, I love how much of a coincidence it is. They all seem to things in common. That is other than the absurd amount of photos there are. So, here is my list of requirements for high school girls' Facebook pictures.

1) At least one photo of you sticking your tongue out.
-What is great about this?
2) A photo you took of yourself using a mirror.
- This screams, "I am incredible bored."
3) 2 or more photo shopped photos involving a quote that "fits the moment".
-How much time do people seriously have on their hands?
4) Photo of you jumping in the air.
-Someone else actually had to time this photo. Meaning a waste of time!
5) A half dozen or more photos of you with your "best friends"
- All this means is everyone in these photos will get a million notifications because all of them will comment on it.


That is I have for now, but it just really amused me to notice these reoccurring themes in girls' Facebook photos.

Anne Frank's privacy.

A diary is something that you write your innermost thoughts in, because you don't expect anyone to read it. We published a young girls diary. I mean come on. That is rubbing salt in her wounds. She is being chased by Nazis and all these bad things happen to her, and then we publish her journal? How irate do you think she would be? Now, maybe she would be like me and write all of her ideas down online and post them for public knowledge. However, I doubt it. Let's be serious, she didn't have access to the Internet. Back then it would probably be incredible rude to read someone else's diary. So, I can't imagine anyone actually doing it.

Lazy? Yes.

With technology comes laziness. That's the bottom line. I summarized this entire blog in the first sentence. The rest is details. When was the last time you watched a television show because you couldn't find the remote? Have you ever settled for an unhealthy meal because it was simple in comparison to alternatives?

The world today is based upon what can I get, and how soon can I get it. A good example is vending machines. In New York there is a vending machine for meals. You can get burgers and fries from this vending machine! I watched a kid's show on Nickelodeon the other day because it was what my sister was watching before she left the room. I sat down and realized the remote wasn't within grasp. So, I did what most people do and just gaze at the T.V. until I was forced to move.

Now, laziness doesn't affect everyone in the country or world. But it is coming close. People are always looking for the most efficient way to do something. However some things don't have a readily available solution for a quicker completion.

People ask me why I run outside in the winter. Specifically why I would run outside in the Iowa winter. I have to stay in shape. Running is a passion, lifestyle, and almost a religion. As lazy as I am, I love being able to go outside and push myself to the limit. It brings you closer to nature which is why I mention it's religiousness.

In summary; people are lazy and technology affects it. I am not saying all lazy people are bad though. I can be extremely lazy and procrastinate, but I get things done. I realize the importance of things. For example my running is something that will stay with me for the rest of my life. So, no matter how cold, how tired, or how lazy I am. I still force myself outside to put out a couple of miles.

Sweet video.

This truly acknowledges the greatness of Doritos