Why Do Runners Run?

This is probably my favorite running poem of all time. I think it sums up the sport quite well.

Why Do Runners Run?
By Dan Crowe

I have seen their tortured faces.

I have heard their pounding hearts.

I have seen their heads bowed in the sorrow of defeat.

I have seen their hands hoisted in salute to the goddess of victory.

I have wondered why do runners run?
I have seen long lines running in the park.

I have seen them run to the accolades of a thundering crowd.

I have seen them run in the solitude of a rain-swept street.

I have wondered why do runners run?

Is it a burning inside or a thing called pride?
The search for inner peace or the quest of a a golden fleece?
I believe the gods decree that some people must run to prove that pain

is fun.

I wouldn't be caught dead...

So, I was discussing and issue with my mother about something. I don't even remember what it was, but I do remember that it was something that wasn't my "cup of tea". The first phrase I wanted to use though was that I "wouldn't be caught dead" at this place/event. However, like most children I think before I speak...sometimes. I caught myself and pondered. This left an awkward moment in the conversation where I should've responded, but I felt like what I was doing was more important.

Wouldn't be caught dead is a phrase you hear often enough. When analyzed though, it doesn't seem all that logical. For example, if I asked you to go to the local pawn shop and you said you wouldn't be caught dead there it's not like I am asking you to kill yourself first. I mean I don't want a suicide on my hands for an easy errand. And that's where the phrase loses credibility. So, with that I will end this post with a list of acceptable places/events to use the phrase "I wouldn't be caught dead" at.

-Funeral
-Funeral Home
-Anywhere post apocalypse
-Zombie hangout
-Graveyard
-Any location that has a murderer

There are probably more, but that's all I have for you today.

Capri Sun Blues

Capri Suns are delicious, no doubt. They are quite refreshing and delicious. Here is the problem though, size. They are the perfect size for a 6 year old. Heck I'm 17 and most of friends wouldn't pass up the opportunity to drink a Capri Sun if it was offered. However, it takes like 4 of them to quench your thirst anymore. Simple problem for them to fix at the Capri Sun factory don't you think? Quick marketing could open a larger age group target that could result in a larger revenue stream. They could do like the containers of powder like Gatorade does, or a Kool-Aid type thing. I don't know for sure I'm just saying I would greatly appreciate some effort in the area of an increased portion for Capri Suns.

Just a comment/history lesson

It's not really a big deal, but I was just thinking about it and it needs to be shared. Kazoos are awesome. Seriously, is there much better than a classic kazoo solo. Also, I wanted it noted that my favorite kazoo solos are done by the great band, Popple.

Just thought I'd share that and since it was short give a link to an older post.

http://shenaniganza.blogspot.com/2009/11/spoonful-of-sugar.html

A lot of people do read my older work because they don't know it exists. Check it out. Archives are there for a reason.

Happiness

Are we happy?
When we get together
I get this feeling
is it happiness
or a false emotion
or is our happiness like the moon.
Reflecting something from a distance
bringing back emotions from the past
we can pretend it is real
or accept
things change



This is sort of my attempt at poetry/ just sharing some emotions that I need to set free.

Way to cancel the health benefits.

There seems to be a huge amount of people riding their bikes as of recent. Now, Oskaloosa isn't a huge town but I have seen quite a few people riding bikes around. So, good thing right? Saving the environment and getting a little exercise shouldn't be an issue.
WRONG
People are riding their bikes everywhere, but they are also smoking cigarettes. Now, I am not a fan of cigarettes but if you want to destroy your lungs it is your own choice. SERIOUSLY THOUGH? ARE WE SERIOUS? DO YOU REALLY NEED TO SMOKE AND RIDE A BIKE?!?! ALL THE BENEFITS YOU COULD'VE RECEIVED FOR RIDING THE BIKE ARE NOW NULLIFIED! WHAT A WASTE!
This irritates me way more than the smashed bread people from one of my last posts. I mean come on folks.

My Biggest Work Pet Peeve

I have been working as a courtesy at Fareway for almost two years. I feel personally that the age group of people who shop at Fareway is that of an elderly group. So, there are many old people who complete the short conversation I have with them at the checkout the same way. However, it isn't always the elderly. People of every age make the same comment that irritates many people who bag groceries.
"Will plastic be okay?"-Max
"Yes...oh! Make sure not to squash my bread."-Shopper

MY GOAL IN LIFE ISN'T TO SQUASH YOUR BREAD LADY! People ask you to not squash their bread as if it was the only intent you had. Seriously? Do you think I would be able to hold down my job if I was squashing people's bread? Pretty sure that would get me fired alright. "Oh hey yeah my name is Max and I will be sacking your groceries tonight, I just wanted to give you a heads up that I have taken many classes at the local learning annex on how to properly squash bread. Do you mind if I practice on your order?" This question would allow you to ask me to now squash your bread. I HAVE MUCH BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN SQUASH YOUR BREAD, SO DON'T ASK ME AS IF I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO IN MY LIFE.

That stuff bugs me...all I'm saying.