I have been working as a courtesy at Fareway for almost two years. I feel personally that the age group of people who shop at Fareway is that of an elderly group. So, there are many old people who complete the short conversation I have with them at the checkout the same way. However, it isn't always the elderly. People of every age make the same comment that irritates many people who bag groceries.
"Will plastic be okay?"-Max
"Yes...oh! Make sure not to squash my bread."-Shopper
MY GOAL IN LIFE ISN'T TO SQUASH YOUR BREAD LADY! People ask you to not squash their bread as if it was the only intent you had. Seriously? Do you think I would be able to hold down my job if I was squashing people's bread? Pretty sure that would get me fired alright. "Oh hey yeah my name is Max and I will be sacking your groceries tonight, I just wanted to give you a heads up that I have taken many classes at the local learning annex on how to properly squash bread. Do you mind if I practice on your order?" This question would allow you to ask me to now squash your bread. I HAVE MUCH BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN SQUASH YOUR BREAD, SO DON'T ASK ME AS IF I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO IN MY LIFE.
That stuff bugs me...all I'm saying.
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