Jim: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought
Jim: Face. Beats eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: Bears do not.. What is going on?! What are you doing?!
Sweden must watch a lot of The Office, because they seem to be following that "fact" I quoted above. A survey done by the Agricultural Sciences department of the Swedish University has found that fewer Swedes are venturing out into the wild. A main reason for this is their fear of bears. Almost a half of the swedes are worried about bears. http://www.thelocal.se/24962/20100213/
All I have to say is good riddance. Which is weird because this is the first time I have ever used the phrase "good riddance". Bears are a serious threat. Do you know what the protocol is when you find a bear in the wild? To play dead.... That's the best we can do humanity? We can put a man on the moon but we can't protect ourselves from bears? Who's bright idea was it to play dead? The bear's?
Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought
Jim: Face. Beats eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: Bears do not.. What is going on?! What are you doing?!
Sweden must watch a lot of The Office, because they seem to be following that "fact" I quoted above. A survey done by the Agricultural Sciences department of the Swedish University has found that fewer Swedes are venturing out into the wild. A main reason for this is their fear of bears. Almost a half of the swedes are worried about bears. http://www.thelocal.se/24962/20100213/
All I have to say is good riddance. Which is weird because this is the first time I have ever used the phrase "good riddance". Bears are a serious threat. Do you know what the protocol is when you find a bear in the wild? To play dead.... That's the best we can do humanity? We can put a man on the moon but we can't protect ourselves from bears? Who's bright idea was it to play dead? The bear's?
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