Stuff my Biology teacher says

In high school I had a very quotable biology teacher.  It seemed highly unlikely that any teacher would be able to compete with him.  However it appears that my college biology professor has a tendency for some remarkable quotes as well.  Here are a couple that I have collected throughout the past few weeks.

1. "Its all about the rocks in the pants."
2. "You guys learned shit in high school apparently."
3. [how to play Barrel of Monkeys] "Its not really a drinking game so I don't remember."
4. "Don't ever look in the mirror, its bad luck."
5. "What on freaking Batman channel does that mean?"
6. "They love you, they partially dehydrogenated vegetable oil."
7. "They gotta be tight so shit doesn't get in or out.
8. [phospholipids]"Kinky is good. Trust me on this. 

 Never a dull moment.  I'm always paying attention.