Law of Crumbs

There is a law that says you can't destroy or create matter. That law doesn't apply to crumbs. For instance when you have a crumb, and you cut it in half what happens? You have two crumbs. WHAT?!?!?! You just created matter. For some odd reason, you can not have half a crumb. Which is why, when you have toast your plate is littered with pieces of toast that have fallen off (crumbs).

Bottom Line: You have the power to create, don't waste it.