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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Change?

I feel change is a monumental thing in our society. It has helped many of us become quite good at adapting which is a phenomenal trait. What if, however, you were able to change the world? Anything you wanted to change in the world, but there is one catch. You are only able to change one thing. You don't get a billion changes. What would you change? Would you be broad or precise? Would you just get rid of all the evil in the world? If there is no evil though, can good exist? Just a simple thought exercise. I wouldn't mind a few comments with your thoughts.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

What if...Sleep Meter

Here is a thought that crossed my mind in my worn out exhausted body (due to school and such). What if when you closed your eyes and slept you could see how much energy you had in your body in like a percentage. Similar to a battery meter on a cell phone, you will have a percentage of a blank battery green for how much energy you have. This way you would know if you needed to sleep for a long time or if you should go back to sleep. Also you would be able to realize how much energy you had. "Oh I can't do that today. I only have 45% energy left." Would be similar conversations that went on between peers. You would only be able to see it if you were asleep, then you would be able to subconsciously make decisions about your sleep habits from being able to tell. There are a couple details that don't work out, but it's only a dream.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Why Do Runners Run?

This is probably my favorite running poem of all time. I think it sums up the sport quite well.

Why Do Runners Run?
By Dan Crowe
I have seen their tortured faces.
I have heard their pounding hearts.
I have seen their heads bowed in the sorrow of defeat.
I have seen their hands hoisted in salute to the goddess of victory.
I have wondered why do runners run?
I have seen long lines running in the park.
I have seen them run to the accolades of a thundering crowd.
I have seen them run in the solitude of a rain-swept street.
I have wondered why do runners run?
Is it a burning inside or a thing called pride?
The search for inner peace or the quest of a a golden fleece?
I believe the gods decree that some people must run to prove that pain
is fun.

Monday, August 16, 2010

I wouldn't be caught dead...

So, I was discussing and issue with my mother about something. I don't even remember what it was, but I do remember that it was something that wasn't my "cup of tea". The first phrase I wanted to use though was that I "wouldn't be caught dead" at this place/event. However, like most children I think before I speak...sometimes. I caught myself and pondered. This left an awkward moment in the conversation where I should've responded, but I felt like what I was doing was more important.


Wouldn't be caught dead is a phrase you hear often enough. When analyzed though, it doesn't seem all that logical. For example, if I asked you to go to the local pawn shop and you said you wouldn't be caught dead there it's not like I am asking you to kill yourself first. I mean I don't want a suicide on my hands for an easy errand. And that's where the phrase loses credibility. So, with that I will end this post with a list of acceptable places/events to use the phrase "I wouldn't be caught dead" at.

-Funeral
-Funeral Home
-Anywhere post apocalypse
-Zombie hangout
-Graveyard
-Any location that has a murderer

There are probably more, but that's all I have for you today.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Capri Sun Blues

Capri Suns are delicious, no doubt. They are quite refreshing and delicious. Here is the problem though, size. They are the perfect size for a 6 year old. Heck I'm 17 and most of friends wouldn't pass up the opportunity to drink a Capri Sun if it was offered. However, it takes like 4 of them to quench your thirst anymore. Simple problem for them to fix at the Capri Sun factory don't you think? Quick marketing could open a larger age group target that could result in a larger revenue stream. They could do like the containers of powder like Gatorade does, or a Kool-Aid type thing. I don't know for sure I'm just saying I would greatly appreciate some effort in the area of an increased portion for Capri Suns.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Just a comment/history lesson

It's not really a big deal, but I was just thinking about it and it needs to be shared. Kazoos are awesome. Seriously, is there much better than a classic kazoo solo. Also, I wanted it noted that my favorite kazoo solos are done by the great band, Popple.

Just thought I'd share that and since it was short give a link to an older post.

http://shenaniganza.blogspot.com/2009/11/spoonful-of-sugar.html

A lot of people do read my older work because they don't know it exists. Check it out. Archives are there for a reason.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Happiness

Are we happy?
When we get together
I get this feeling
is it happiness
or a false emotion
or is our happiness like the moon.
Reflecting something from a distance
bringing back emotions from the past
we can pretend it is real
or accept
things change



This is sort of my attempt at poetry/ just sharing some emotions that I need to set free.